Perhaps you can write like the rogue who is Sarah Palin, also, too.
Slate.com has sponsored a writing contest for those who would aspire to Sarah Palin’s literary apex. The winners have been announced and you can view them here, but for your masochistic pleasure, I have brought the 1st place winner to RT in order to whet your appetite for more:
First place: “One night after a long day of campaigning, when the haters had made my spirits reach a nadir, I looked into Todd’s eyes, which were as blue as the stripes on Old Glory, and too representing truth and loyalty, and he looked back at me with a twinkle of determination which I hadn’t seen since I told him my goal of having another baby in my fifties and naming it Tron, then did I know for sure that I could carry on, like he, and we, have done together all of these years on this long, Iron Dog race of a marriage that is at once grueling and celestial, onerous and majestic.”
—Ann Sensenbrenner
This is just way too fun! Does anyone want to try his hand at this?
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