Lou Dobbs is deported
Yeah, he recently resigned but…
WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.
According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant’s home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.
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Dobbs/Dominquez will be put on a work detail to build the highway linking Mexico city to Toronto via the US thus paving the way for the continental union of the three countries.
At least he’s not going to Faux News!
seriously, is this true?
no it’s from the onion