Kevin Williams: Global Warming exists
In an interview today with RT, Kevin Williams declared, in a moment of unusual lucidness, that Global Warming is not a hoax and is actually caused by wandering poles. Originally he had attributed the fluctuations in climate to changes in the earth’s rotation, which I had thought was somehow connected to his wandering poles theory, but when questioned he stated:
“No, no , no-it’s those crazy wandering Poles, Turks and Armenians. They don’t know enough to stay at home. They wander aimlessly over the globe. Your orange is my blue. Motorcycles don’t have any handles and I left my keys in the bathtub. Oh, the people, the people, the people.”
At this point in the interview, Kevin took the opportunity to rifle through his box of Whitman’s chocolates (most of them with the sides bitten out) mumbling, “Mama always said-life is like a box of chocolates……”
I made a quick exit.
Good luck. There are better odds of you guys getting a COMIDA grant, than this happening.
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