Rudy’s staged shopping spree
At this point, most of you know that Rudy Giuliani is not accustomed to a modest life style. A few months ago, we wrote about how, when he travels, he makes Paris Hilton look like Willie Loman. To counter this (accurate) perception, America’s ex-husband recently had himself filmed while shoping at Walmart. All went well until the PA system began asking “the owner of the two black SUV’s parked out front” to “please move them.”
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“will the owners of the 2 black mercades parked out front…” Ha I wonder who that could be. Rudy in Walmart, that’s awesome. I bet he shares their healthcare ideology too.
That PA system doesn’t work for Republicans. Proof? “Will the owner of the new troop surge out front in Iraq please move them?”
He’s lying. Everybody knows that ANYBODY who regularly shops at Walmart always pushes a cart. The more you can put in it, the more your peers will respect you.