Joe Bruno Caption Contest
The AP’s Mike Groll took an interesting photo was featured in the D&C’s story today about GOP operative embarassment Roger Stone, whom Joe Bruno was buddy-buddy with until he got caught doing the same crap he had previously gotten away with. Bruno is acting shocked–shocked!– to find out that Stone uses sleazy tactics. It appears, though, that Stone’s whole resume consists of dirty tricks, so…why did Bruno hire him in the first place?
Anyway, the story (archive version here) featured this photo of Bruno acting shocked and angry (at being called away from the Saratoga Springs racetrack?), and I thought, “What a great candidate for a caption contest!”
I’ll start: “You have failed me for the last time, Admiral Stone!”
“I did NOT have sex with that couple”…
Define the word “not”
The black helicopters were over there, really they were.
“He’s a liar for sure - it was really only about 5 inches!”
See– if my hand was a gun, I could shoot the idiot who made me wear this lime green jacket.
You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He’s the best lawyer in New York. He’s such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
“I did NOT have sex with that coupleâ€ÂÂ…
I think we have a winner.
Oh, yes, I think we do!
Tomorrow’s headline: “Bruno Refuses to Comment on Group Sex Allegation”
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