Rudy is to Counter Terrorism as Lindsay Lohan is to driving
I wish I could take credit for that title but credit goes to Cliff Schecter
Both Exile and myself have a friendly posting duel over Rudy with Exile mostly getting the better of it - this find, however is mine. 
We know Rudy has been postioning himself as the counter terrorist guy. The all knowing one. According to this AP article, apparently Rudy was for Bill Clinton before he was against him.
Cliff Schecter of Cliff’s Corner (a regular Friday feature on Americablog) - takes down Rudy as Exile and I wish we could. Read the article first then enjoy the prose.
Here are some of the other fun nuggets I learned this week:
1) Rudy Giuliani understood the terrorist threat when Bill Clinton didn’t after the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. That is why he never mentioned terrorism. Didn’t know who Osama bin Laden was. And Put the counterrorism center in the only place that had actually been attacked: The freakin WORLD TRADE CENTER.
Rudy do you really want to run on this? You’re to counterterrorism what Lindsay Lohan is to driving or Dick Cheney is to eating vegetables. There is a reason the firemen hate you, you jackass. Let me put this in a way a blunt man like you can understand. Your negligence in not replacing faulty radios GOT THEM KILLED. You get that, America’s “cousin-kissing, serial-marrying, Bernie-Kerik-promoting, Oxycontin-pushing” Mayor?
Ouch
How ’bout this one? Cheney is to democracy as lead poisoning is to brain development.
Rudy Giuliani or Vampire Ghouliani?